This story reads like satire, but it’s not…
OCTOBER 12, 2021
NY Times:The Hot New Back-to-School Accessory? An Air Quality Monitor.
Parents are sneaking carbon dioxide monitors into their children’s schools to determine whether the buildings are safe.
This story takes the ongoing demoralization and pussification of our young people to a whole new level of abusive insanity. It reads like the type of mocking humor that an irreverent satirist would write, but it’s not satire.
From the article:
“When Lizzie Rothwell, an architect in Philadelphia, sent her son to third grade this fall, she stocked his blue L.L. Bean backpack with pencils, wide-ruled paper — and a portable carbon dioxide monitor.
The device gave her a quick way to assess how much fresh air was flowing through the school. Low levels of CO2 would indicate that it was well-ventilated, reducing her son’s odds of catching the corona-virus.
But she quickly discovered that during lunch, CO2 levels in the cafeteria rose to nearly double those recommended by CDC. She shared what she’d learned with the principal and asked if students could eat outside instead.
“He expressed surprise that I had any data at all,” she said.
Ms. Rothwell is one of a growing number of parents who are sneaking CO2 monitors into schools in a clandestine effort to make sure their children’s classrooms are safe. Aranet, which makes a monitor popular with parents, says orders have doubled since the new school year began.” (emphasis added)
You see, it’s not enough to be on guard against the corona-bug. We must also monitor CO2 levels which would indicate a “poorly ventilated” environment more susceptible to becoming infested with corona-bugs.
It gets even nuttier:
“Many of these parents have forged a community on Twitter, where they are using the hashtag #CovidCO2 to trade tips about how to smuggle the monitors into the classroom, how to interpret the data they are collecting and how to approach the school with their findings.”“
The sneaky parents described in this article — in forcing their children to smuggle devices used to detect a harmless substance — are actually abusing their children by turning them into a version of Orwell’s “Junior Spies” from his dystopian novel, 1984. One of the mothers admits to having to bribe her reluctant daughter with chocolate bars. And a father quoted in the story describes how he makes his son wear baggy pants in order to better conceal the device. Such wonderful moral instruction libtards give to their children!
Of course, the ultimate irony here is that these “educated” idiots seem to have no concern at all about the excess CO2 and deficiency of oxygen inside of the stupid masks they are making their kids wear — to say nothing of the bacteria accumulation, the psychological damage, and the shitty, sneaky, dishonorable moral lesson being taught. Theses soulless libtards are sick — and stupid.
We do not foresee the remnants of the mass mania over Stupid-19 surviving much longer into 2022. And, in due time (sooner rather than later, we hope) even the economic damage is repairable. The one adverse effect of the Great Scamdemic which may turn out to have the longest lasting and most irreparable consequences is the traumatic transformation of the already soft current generation of school kids into the fearful obedient drones of tomorrow. Between the going-on-two-years-now Stupid-19 and the eternal Climate Con Scare, this current crop is being groomed to grow up into an adult population that will be absolutely incapable of reclaiming its liberty, or even recognizing the concept. Fearful and free will never be!
The hand that rocks the cradle sways the future. And this cradle has been rocked into insanity.
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